no1s safe now!!

[farrelljade]

I CANT BELIEVE IVE ONLY JUST CLICKED ON THIS SECTION wooo!!

No long talk just straight to the knitty, gritty!!

phalnix: seriously, you come across to me, fuck that you are a bulimic(i kn strange 4 americans) straw eating hillbilly!! i got a msg off fag-nix asking to play with him! at first i was a bit taken back but then i realised getting brought up by 2 men(1 being deaf and blind with blisters) the other being mike tyson is going to give you an aggressive personality! dont worry phalnix yr rampant rabbit is hung up next to mikes punching bag!

any way so i decided to play a few games of k2 with this dude who probably has smacked cheek syndrome, and what was going on in his cave nobody knows. i mean it sounded to me, he was getting tarmaced by his mongrel whilst sand papering his bell end!! and by the way you smell like youv got red hair!!

tinpixel: how the fuck can i take some1 from billingham or wherever the fuck it is serious!! come on dude i bet its a small village in yorkshire where every1 including yourself walks around naked and smells like steak and kidney pie, or are actually swines from denmark(worst country in scandinivia). your threads and quotes have had me in stitches but thats only because you spend all day looking at your monitor wanking with your least favourite hand!!

i also got a msg on PSN off tixilynx say he'l promise nt to bum rape me or something like that. anyway dude you could of asked for a kiss first, but oh well instead of that il donkey punch your fathers mistress, bet that'l make your mom happy;)

anyway peeps like ive said....

no1s safe anymore HAHAHAHAHA!!

[LoVeRSaMa]

Another one has joined the Ranks.

Feeding the Flame pit is funz.

[hawkes70]

i will go on the pit and kick some asss

[RunShow-]

oh crap this is the pit!? im under 18 bye bye

[farrelljade]

i will go on the pit and kick some asss

hawkes70: don't think ive ever heard of ya other than hearing about you and your friends sucking wet farts out of eachothers arses! so you wanna promotion hey? what the fuck are new SinS members going to think if 1 of our generals a jewish rapist?! c'mon hawkes, we all know your favourite movie is broke back mountain and youve got nude pictures of osama bin ladens whore of a daughter in your undies drawer!

[Phalnix]

hehe! oh dont you know farrelljade..... dont you know i run this bitch! look at the posts! all 3 flame-o-ramas are at the top of the list! Dont come at me like that! Know your place! Of course this doesnt mean i wont play hardball with you! i love people like you! you are a great example of what an insignificant little hairball you are! I was rading your flame towards me and i honestly had little or no idea what you meant! its not that they arent burns or they dont make sense. Its just that your burns ARENT GOOD. They are like the little itty bitty dust mites that grow in YOUR crotch. All you have to do is take a shower to get rid of them, of course we know that you, as an english bloke, have as good as chance as showering as you do cleaning your teeth. (you have mites in there as well im guessing) My point is that your tiny dust-mite-of-an-attack only needs to be washed with water to go down the drain and into the landfill... washed away for ever...where you belong. :D:D


p.s. if you really want to take me, give me a post on my flame-o-rama and I WILL DEMOLISH YOU.:eek:

[Black_Wolf_27]

Hey Phailnix biyotch! If I remember correctly, which I do... you run jack
shit in your flame-o-rama. I thought this lesson was already learnt?
You got raped SOOO many times in it.. I thought your sad excuse of a
retarded being had all but vanished. But it seems like you don't learn and your back for more... americans huh?
Well this time around, looks like you're going to have a lot more cock to suck!
Ferrelljade, tinpixel, me and I'm sure chase, dante and maybe Nath will get involved at
owning you verbally :D

I look forward to it ;)

[farrelljade]

hehe! oh dont you know farrelljade..... dont you know i run this bitch! look at the posts! all 3 flame-o-ramas are at the top of the list! Dont come at me like that! Know your place! Of course this doesnt mean i wont play hardball with you! i love people like you! you are a great example of what an insignificant little hairball you are! I was rading your flame towards me and i honestly had little or no idea what you meant! its not that they arent burns or they dont make sense. Its just that your burns ARENT GOOD. They are like the little itty bitty dust mites that grow in YOUR crotch. All you have to do is take a shower to get rid of them, of course we know that you, as an english bloke, have as good as chance as showering as you do cleaning your teeth. (you have mites in there as well im guessing) My point is that your tiny dust-mite-of-an-attack only needs to be washed with water to go down the drain and into the landfill... washed away for ever...where you belong. :D:D

p.s. if you really want to take me, give me a post on my flame-o-rama and I WILL DEMOLISH YOU.:eek:

you run this bitch do ya? and what makes you think that? because if you and yr dad call tea-bagging your mother whilst shes strapped to YOUR bed running this bitch then so be it! its not my thing but who knows what goes through the mind of a 14 year old albino goth!!

its to bad you dont understand me? just like we'll never understand why your inbred uncle bob raped you?

p.s i really would post on 1 of your threads but quite frankly they bore me!! i dont even want to read that shit. actually i take that back phal, as ive got to pass the word on that you apparently gave tinpixel gonorrhoea :eek::eek:

[NIBOR2212]

LoLz this sounds great, all these rips happening...:eek:
What've i been missing out on, need to get on forums more!:rolleyes::D

[Phalnix]

Hey Phailnix biyotch! If I remember correctly, which I do...the only thing you remember is my cock in your mom's mouth when you walked in last saturday! (she was giving me a bj for good luk before the match, looks like ill be back later) you run jack
shit in your flame-o-rama. I thought this lesson was already learnt?
You got raped SOOO many times in it.. I thought your sad excuse of a
retarded being had all but vanished. But it seems like you don't learn and your back for more... americans huh? LOLLOLOLOL! There's no lesson to be learnd! lol the only thing i was taught is that it takes 15 of you "blokes" to take on one of me!
Well this time around, looks like you're going to have a lot more cock to suck!
Ferrelljade, tinpixel, me and I'm sure chase, dante and maybe Nath will get involved at
owning you verbally :D -my point exactly, lol dont worry ill go easy on ya to make it more fair....

I look forward to it ;)


you run this bitch do ya? and what makes you think that? because if you and yr dad call tea-bagging your mother whilst shes strapped to YOUR bed running this bitch then so be it! its not my thing but who knows what goes through the mind of a 14 year old albino goth!!-HEY! THATS OFFENSIVE! Well, not to me... but to Chase-the-sunset.... i mean how do you know him THAT well? As for me, i have some decency and only t-bag a lady if she asks for it... of course...you already know that farrel....dont you...*cough* ill see you on the corner at 6...

its to bad you dont understand me? just like we'll never understand why your inbred uncle bob raped you?You chould really stop... CHASE MIGHT GET ANGRY......GRRRRRR EMO EMO EMO EMO!

p.s i really would post on 1 of your threads but quite frankly they bore me!! i dont even want to read that shit. actually i take that back phal, as ive got to pass the word on that you apparently gave tinpixel gonorrhoea :eek::eek:

that p.s. prolly stood for Piece of Shit.... right? cuz that was HORRIBLE!

[Black_Wolf_27]

that p.s. prolly stood for Piece of Shit.... right? cuz that was HORRIBLE!

hahaha. Yeah I remember walking in on you both... except your getting confused again.
That was actually YOUR mum trying to give you a BJ. inbreeding huh? must be from the
south :D

Also, notice I put trying in there? Your mum couldn't actually find your penis, so I
had to lend her mine to suck for a bit.
Again, the lack of d!ck on your part must be due to the inbreeding.

About the whole, 15 blokes to take you down shit....
all I'm gunna say is we brits are ruthless, and if you look or talk like a victim...
(in your case, a mentally retarded yankee munter)
then you will be treated like one by all of us.

"Happy Hunting" phailnix guys =]

[Dantetidus]

I am your soldier Black wolf.

[LoVeRSaMa]

Black up for my Wolfie brother here!

[Dantetidus]

Haha blacked out like batman!

[ST4RR4PTOR]

whats gwaanin?

[farrelljade]

whats gwaanin?


??????

let me guess, that was yr impression of a black person was it chase? or maybe yr just confused because you think yr blk?! just because you saw me roasting yr mother doesn mean im yr father m8!! its actually phalnix, he thought she was a bloke wen he met her on a night out but thats a different story!!

anyway dude get out of here nobody likes a downs kid:)

[Black_Wolf_27]

oooo you dunno what you've just done there Ferrell....
:( I hope you come back alive

[Dantetidus]

Wow farrell, real nice start off, you have that much originality that you kick off with an obvious racially satirical diss *claps* bravo!!!
You impressed me but THEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEN you brought it to the oh so underused topic of mothers (again bravo!)

Shine on you crazy diamond.......Cunt.

[farrelljade]

Wow farrell, real nice start off, you have that much originality that you kick off with an obvious racially satirical diss *claps* bravo!!!
You impressed me but THEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEN you brought it to the oh so underused topic of mothers (again bravo!)

Shine on you crazy diamond.......Cunt.

haha that was quite funny ill give you that. however let me start on you by saying, who the fuck do you think you are? don magic juan?! having chase-the-sunrise or whatever the fuck his name is as yr main whore tells me yr not exactly the greatest pimp out there m8! what i suggest u do is pimp slap yourself in the face and go back to ballet( good toes, bad toes!):D

[Phalnix]

LOL! its funny because feral (your new name because thats what you are, a feral PIECE OF SHIT from the streets) has no idea on the inside joke of dantylicious (hey baby) being the clan *pimp* its an inside joke between lover and him... lol even i was aware and informed of that by lover! lol feral...you are a bigger fail than the levees in Louisiana during katrina! And black wolf....

You fuck! tell your mom to bend over and grab her ankles. its the closest you will eva' get to seeing a naked womens ass.... no... seeing your sister's doesnt count.... of course...it does for me!

oh and feral! where were you at 6 on the corner!? i'm proud to be a loyal customer to you and your mom! but your service is slacking.....if this continues i might have to subscribe to a different corner *cough* dantylicious....(hes not only the pimp, but the whore..... so he gets all the profits!)

[Dantetidus]

Lol i like this thread maaaaan, better than jades deepthroat (i dont care if your male)

I think the problem wit you thinking chase is "my main whore" is the fact i have a real friend in which i accuired in reality through having he same humour and likng to go round gang banging old maids. I believe that oneday you may recieve your own friend and you dont (though probably) fall throat over cock in love with him then youll realise that the sun is not a monster and can actually give you a lovely bronze tan, just like Loversama :)

[Black_Wolf_27]

Haha I think thats my favourite insult from you cus you know you got beat :D


"And black wolf...

You Fuck!"

Yes... Yes I do. HARD!

[Phalnix]

two-shey! lol....... hey we cant win it all! i personally dont care....im out to get tinpixel and feral... but beware.....OOoooOOOooooOOOooOOOO!:eek:

[Dantetidus]

who got beat?

[Black_Wolf_27]

:( *feels excluded... turns off lights, sits in corner, gets out razor* :(

(The guy/girl/thing above your post dante)

[ST4RR4PTOR]

Lol i like this thread maaaaan, better than jades deepthroat (i dont care if your male)

I think the problem wit you thinking chase is "my main whore" is the fact i have a real friend in which i accuired in reality through having he same humour and likng to go round gang banging old maids. I believe that oneday you may recieve your own friend and you dont (though probably) fall throat over cock in love with him then youll realise that the sun is not a monster and can actually give you a lovely bronze tan, just like Loversama :)

Dude im fucking in tears,i highlighted my favourite bit in red,used from the blood of ferreljadegoodieohihopeyourcancerkillsyouquickly's vagina.

Gwaanin jade?
I dont think i'm black,i'm as black as you are loved by your parents (see what i did there) The subject of mothers is a tad overused and your doing nothing but marching in the ruins of old cusses that i have left before you all.


i'd love to stay and chat,but im off to snort the ashes of your dead grandparents.

[Dantetidus]

Yeesh that was grrriiiim.
Jade i suggest you give up the ghost of your dignity now and exit stage left, stage left is located inside the basement of Joseph Fritzl.

[ST4RR4PTOR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo

You've got as much chance of insulting me or anyone in this clan as ms.mercury has of making a comeback.

[farrelljade]

Lol i like this thread maaaaan, better than jades deepthroat (i dont care if your male)

I think the problem wit you thinking chase is "my main whore" is the fact i have a real friend in which i accuired in reality through having he same humour and likng to go round gang banging old maids. I believe that oneday you may recieve your own friend and you dont (though probably) fall throat over cock in love with him then youll realise that the sun is not a monster and can actually give you a lovely bronze tan, just like Loversama :)

haha this is great. dude you and chase are not friends, you are siamese twins with cancer!! the reason chase is your main whore is because your constantly banging him(literally) so tell me dante, what does it feel like when chase shits on you everyday?:D

[farrelljade]

Dude im fucking in tears,i highlighted my favourite bit in red,used from the blood of ferreljadegoodieohihopeyourcancerkillsyouquickly's vagina.

Gwaanin jade?
I dont think i'm black,i'm as black as you are loved by your parents (see what i did there) The subject of mothers is a tad overused and your doing nothing but marching in the ruins of old cusses that i have left before you all.


i'd love to stay and chat,but im off to snort the ashes of your dead grandparents.

???? no, chase not really funny m8! oh and i didn know you were into your beak(cocaine). so there'l be no need to snort some dead persons ashes, i'l just rack a line out along my cock(all 8 1/2 inches of it) and you can snort it off there!! id make you suck it after but being dantes whore your prob dieing a slow painful death :D

[ST4RR4PTOR]

???? no, chase not really funny m8! oh and i didn know you were into your beak(cocaine). so there'l be no need to snort some dead persons ashes, i'l just rack a line out along my cock(all 8 1/2 inches of it) and you can snort it off there!! id make you suck it after but being dantes whore your prob dieing a slow painful death :D

I'm not trying to be funny,why would i try to make some nobody laugh?
dude,get away with your imaginary penis,we clarified a long time ago that you have a gaping vagina on your neck.
So dont start lieing to everyone.
dude,im not sucking yours or anyones penis you homofaggot...
uggh,if your gonna insult me atleast do it right without making yourself sound like some gay slag.

[Frord]

fuck your mum u dirty tramp i lick your mums toes and finger her ass out and put a used condom on your head and put a baseball bat up your ass too

[hawkes70]

fuck your mum u dirty tramp i lick your mums toes and finger her ass out and put a used condom on your head and put a baseball bat up your ass too

dude calm down leave it for the flame pit:eek:

[Black_Wolf_27]

I dunno whether to lmao or cry.
THIS is the flame pit :D

[Phalnix]

THIS IS ALL JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING RIGHT?

Hmmm.... i guess the best way to put it would be in the tune of a song:

Goes to tune of.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iikKzQwgBJc (best listen to this so you can say it right...

*stomp stomp clap.... stomp stomp clap....stomp stomp clap...*

feral you know... your nothing good, you cry like a woman like a pussy should!
You got cum on your face, you big disgrace, your sucking dant'ys dick all over the place!
- SINGING WE..... WILL, WE.... WILL FUCK YOU!.....*stomp stomp clap stomp stomp clap* Singing he will, he will, fuck you! *stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap*
Black wolf you know!, your crappy too! you fuck danty in the ass with a kazoo!
you had sex at your place! alone in that space! Jack'n your self all over the place!
- SINGING WE..... WILL, WE.... WILL FUCK YOU!.....*stomp stomp clap stomp stomp clap* Singing he will, he will, fuck you! *stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap...*

[Black_Wolf_27]

hahaha



....... kazoo? :confused:

[Phalnix]

only thing that rhymed at the time i was thinking...

[farrelljade]

I'm not trying to be funny,why would i try to make some nobody laugh?
dude,get away with your imaginary penis,we clarified a long time ago that you have a gaping vagina on your neck.
So dont start lieing to everyone.
dude,im not sucking yours or anyones penis you homofaggot...
uggh,if your gonna insult me atleast do it right without making yourself sound like some gay slag.

HAHA calm down darling!! i assumed being dantes main whore as well as his cancer ridden siamese twin meant you were fucked in the head!! come on chase any1 whos mom(yeh another mother joke!!) is willing to let me go balls deep inside her whilst im writing about her deformed sons deserves to die miserably!!

by the way, where is your siamese twin? or did the operation to separate you not go to plan!! lol. never mind you always got fag-nix to cuddle up2!!:D

[farrelljade]

THIS IS ALL JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING RIGHT?

Hmmm.... i guess the best way to put it would be in the tune of a song:

Goes to tune of.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iikKzQwgBJc (best listen to this so you can say it right...

*stomp stomp clap.... stomp stomp clap....stomp stomp clap...*

feral you know... your nothing good, you cry like a woman like a pussy should!
You got cum on your face, you big disgrace, your sucking dant'ys dick all over the place!
- SINGING WE..... WILL, WE.... WILL FUCK YOU!.....*stomp stomp clap stomp stomp clap* Singing he will, he will, fuck you! *stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap*
Black wolf you know!, your crappy too! you fuck danty in the ass with a kazoo!
you had sex at your place! alone in that space! Jack'n your self all over the place!
- SINGING WE..... WILL, WE.... WILL FUCK YOU!.....*stomp stomp clap stomp stomp clap* Singing he will, he will, fuck you! *stomp stomp clap, stomp stomp clap...*

lol, come on fag-nix that was bad dude!! it didn even rhyme! what you need to do is escape from your gimp FATHERS and go find yr biological mother and ask her why she let yr sister give you head as a sibling, becauses its obviously messed with your emotions! no fag-nix, having sex with your dog whilst shes perioding isn cool at all so stop it right now! dude i cant be hurt in no way possible, as for you, you need to crawl back in2 your dark cave, put on 1 of your dads gimp masks and constantly beat yourself with the biggest blackest dildo you can find!! but you'l prob continue letting your dog tarmac you!!:eek:

[farrelljade]

fuck your mum u dirty tramp i lick your mums toes and finger her ass out and put a used condom on your head and put a baseball bat up your ass too

??????
ain't you that fool going through pubity who thought it would be cool to leave SinS?!

Ill keep this 1 sweet golum, as im in the middle of burning your next door neighbours house down(hanc90), why don't you go drink rat poison out of your dads favourite glass(this way you'l both HOPEFULLY die) and do us all a favour! actually ill take that back. go and tell them other emos who left SinS their parents are are all dykes, and then drink your rat poison!:cool:

[Black_Wolf_27]

OMG!!! Get of the flame pit you retard, untill you learn how to use the edit button :D

[Dantetidus]

We should really congratulate Jade on his true effort to make us cry, even though he hasnt realised yet that we really do not give a shit about his opinion and his altered magical reality where he is king and all else is "main whore"

I admire your valiant attempts at targetting us each individually with more dedication than a israelite sniper *clap clap*

[farrelljade]

We should really congratulate Jade on his true effort to make us cry, even though he hasnt realised yet that we really do not give a shit about his opinion and his altered magical reality where he is king and all else is "main whore"

I admire your valiant attempts at targetting us each individually with more dedication than a israelite sniper *clap clap*

i just wanu be loved!:(:(........................................ ................................NOT!!!

I just get bored easily, and what better way is there to pass time than to pick on autistic kids such as yourself, chase-the-sunrise, fag-nix and tixylinx?

[Dantetidus]

Yeah were blatantly autistic bro, fuck your insults are just too personal for me to bear, oooooh wait no you just use a stupid fucking gneralized term for all of us which in turn totally negates your effectiveness.

Lame man, real lame.

[ST4RR4PTOR]

i heart autism

[LoVeRSaMa]

Yeah were blatantly autistic bro, fuck your insults are just too personal for me to bear, oooooh wait no you just use a stupid fucking gneralized term for all of us which in turn totally negates your effectiveness.

Lame man, real lame.

Anymore Trap cards you got there bro, what is this Yu Ghi Oh?!

I love you dante, you know I do [=

[Black_Wolf_27]

"Blue-eyes White Dragon!!!"lol
Man, we had some pretty EPIC cartoons growing up :D

[ST4RR4PTOR]

yo,jade why didnt you ever post this picture of yourself?
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p250/robert817/Midgets/badass8zz.jpg
No need to be embaressed,your obviously a baaaaaaad motherfucker.

[Dantetidus]

I love you dante, you know I do [=

Lol that was actually good haha, made me laugh :)

Lmao at that fucking Mulletalidget! (Mullety metal midget)

[farrelljade]

Yeah were blatantly autistic bro, fuck your insults are just too personal for me to bear, oooooh wait no you just use a stupid fucking gneralized term for all of us which in turn totally negates your effectiveness.

Lame man, real lame.

dya know what, im actually hurt if you think im being serious about any of these posts!!:(

i mean come on dude, i may be a sick black bastard(i really am black) but your all really my brothers from other mothers!! :D:D:D

[Black_Wolf_27]

Its the flame pit. We don't take anything seriously here.
So GO FUCK YOURSELF!! :D :D .... seriously :eek: :rolleyes:

[farrelljade]

Its the flame pit. We don't take anything seriously here.
So GO FUCK YOURSELF!! :D :D .... seriously :eek: :rolleyes:

haha now thats what im alking about. getting told to go fuck myself from a outback-welshie!!(no ive neve met 1 b4 either:eek::eek:

[ST4RR4PTOR]

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

[Dantetidus]

Lol i know noones serious, weve never met so how would we.

JEWS!!!

[Black_Wolf_27]

Oh shit, I pissed off the scouser :s

Heres some jokes to help lighten the mood

Q.Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?

A. If it walked, it would get mugged.

..............................

Q. What do you call a scouser in a 4 bedroom semi?

A. A burglar

..............................

Q. Why should you never swerve to hit a scouser off a bike?

A. It might be your bike

[jtoday]

Oh shit, I pissed off the scouser :s

Heres some jokes to help lighten the mood

Q.Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?

A. If it walked, it would get mugged.

..............................

Q. What do you call a scouser in a 4 bedroom semi?

A. A burglar

..............................

Q. Why should you never swerve to hit a scouser off a bike?

A. It might be your bike

nice

[Phalnix]

hehe..... im hopin scouser is either english for black man or something like that it kinda goes to the tune of a lot of racist jokes we americans have! (trust me, we know about racism!;) ) here we are!

Whats the difference between a couch and a black man?
A couch can support a family of four...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
A pizza can feed a family of four..

What do you say when your lamp starts floating in the middle of the night?
Drop it nigger....

What do you call white people running down a hill?
avalalanche..
what about black people?
mudslide...
what about mexicans?
jailbreak...

How do asians name thier young?
throw a penny into a jar or throw silver ware down stairs...

four gay guys walk into a bar, but only one stool is left where do they sit?
They just turn the chair over... (think about it...)

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche?
i dont have a porsche in my garage..

Whats the difference between a trampoline (thing you jump on) and pile of dead babies?
You need to take your boots off to jump on the trampoline...

Whats the worst part about a pile of dead babies on top of a live baby?
it had to eat its way out..
Second worst part?
it came back for seconds....

Whats the difference between jews and a pizza?
pizza's dont scream when they are put in the oven...

Whats the difference between feraljade and a gay retarded hippo who eats shit and sits on the computer all day and has no friends?
Tell me when you find out.....

[Black_Wolf_27]

hehe "Scouser" is what brits call people from Liverpool.
Like the call People from Manchester are called "Mancs"
and the people from London are called "WANKERS!"
:D

[Phalnix]

*writes down in notebook* Call... people wankers...hmmm.... good....
Wanna know what we call people from britain?

























gay....

[Black_Wolf_27]

Wanna know whay we call people from America?


....nothing, you mean fuck all. :)

[Phalnix]

you know thats not true man..... lol you love us in that snide, sarcastic, high pitched voice only a britain could give... We just want you to know that we love you to! Just how we address you in our horrible impressions of you! "Bloody Hell!" and "Put another shrimp on the barbie!" See! we americans love you sooooo much that we dont even bother separating you from the aussies! Cuz we are all one, big, motherfukin family! Cheers mate! Jolly ho!

[farrelljade]

Oh shit, I pissed off the scouser :s

Heres some jokes to help lighten the mood

Q.Why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?

A. If it walked, it would get mugged.

..............................

Q. What do you call a scouser in a 4 bedroom semi?

A. A burglar

..............................

Q. Why should you never swerve to hit a scouser off a bike?

A. It might be your bike

haha except 1 tiny thing wolf! im not actually from liverpool:rolleyes::rolleyes: im a brummie now lets talk about some welsh jokes hey?!:D

the welsh have discovered a new use for sheep.
-its called wool

or if you like i can give you an aussie joke. it goes something like this.

*puts on aussie accent*
i said to this sheila the other day, "Ooooo thats nice perfume you've got on, whats it called?" she said, "its called come to me'. "is that right, it doesn't smell like cum to me!"

see what ive done there? its called google and it took all of 2 minutes! now why dont you get back to your half kangaroo, half sheep babies!! i believe you lot call them sh-angaroo's!!:D:D

[LoVeRSaMa]

you know thats not true man..... lol you love us in that snide, sarcastic, high pitched voice only a britain could give... We just want you to know that we love you to! Just how we address you in our horrible impressions of you! "Bloody Hell!" and "Put another shrimp on the barbie!" See! we americans love you sooooo much that we dont even bother separating you from the aussies! Cuz we are all one, big, motherfukin family! Cheers mate! Jolly ho!


America is Britains Bastard child, the unlegitimate accident that we didnt want, your younger brother Canada came at a much more suitable time, when we was ready to have a child but by that time America was already a rebel teenager.

Its later years earned itself disownment from us we could not possible be seen with such spawn from ourselves, after the disownment america he obtained an oppressive state of mind in which he tryed to purge a race from the earth, with noone being able to see America masturbating over mass genocide in his own bedroom it was considered A - OK, but we all know the skelentons in your closet =]

"mine furor, mine furor" thats the new name for the people running your country, as it was in germany about 50 years ago ;P

[farrelljade]

America is Britains Bastard child, the unlegitimate accident that we didnt want, your younger brother Canada came at a much more suitable time, when we was ready to have a child but by that time America was already a rebel teenager.

Its later years earned itself disownment from us we could not possible be seen with such spawn from ourselves, after the disownment america he obtained an oppressive state of mind in which he tryed to purge a race from the earth, with noone being able to see America masturbating over mass genocide in his own bedroom it was considered A - OK, but we all know the skelentons in your closet =]

"mine furor, mine furor" thats the new name for the people running your country, as it was in germany about 50 years ago ;P

you cant be to harsh on them nath, because as your aware us(dark skin people) own that terrorist ridden place now and were bringing back slavery!!:D:D

and you my friend(fag-nix), oh ive got your shackles ready and waiting!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Dantetidus]

Lmao jade your black!!!!

Just wow lol i cant believe i let that dynamite go to waste haha :D

btw shrimp on barbie is australian, we arent too fond of BBq, it rains too much

[Phalnix]

hey danty you catch on real quik! omg! thank god i know that now! its a good thing i didnt say "we dont bother to separate you from the aussies" or anything like that!:D:D

God danty, WOW! Such a smart guy.......:cool: wish i could become just half as smart as him, jeezus! :cool:

[Dantetidus]

Lol sorry its just that your retarded, second hand dumbed down version of the english language also seems to rub off on your wit and ultimately your sarcasm. ^_^

[Phalnix]

love you too! :p:p;):D:cool:

[anonymous]

Bitched.

[KakashI]

Btw guys Looney sed ur all shit cunts and that u all suck at css and tht . Just thought ide tell You Find him and rip the shit outta him tbh. :D

[SDR]

Btw guys Looney sed ur all shit cunts and that u all suck at css and tht . Just thought ide tell You Find him and rip the shit outta him tbh. :D

When he buys a PS3 and beats me at Call of Duty, then he can say we suck. ;)

[KakashI]

haha XD So i hear ur gd at it, :P

[SDR]

haha xd so i hear ur gd at it, :p

ofc! :d

[Looney]

I didnt say nothing :( he wants to get me picked on xD

[KakashI]

rofl XD

[anonymous]

rofl XD


shut the hell up bitch

[hawkes70]

When he buys a PS3 and beats me at Call of Duty, then he can say we suck. ;)

but you do suck, i own you all